How did Barney survive the extinction?

well actually i am glad that you asked. Barney was working the third shift that day at the donut factory when he got a call from his wife at home. she wanted barney to pick up some teradactyl eggs from the store. So barney took a lunch break and right before he left his work he decided to take a bathroom break. he took care of his business but when he went to walk out of the bathroom he noticed that the door was locked. and then all of a sudden…BANG BANG.

Barney finally got a sabertooth tiger bone that he was saving for a snack later and picked the lock. Once he walked outside he was amazed. the sky was a beautiful amber color and he smelt nuthing but burning flesh. he called his wife to ask her if there was news about a curious banging sound. There was no answer. Everybody was dead. His wife, all his coworkers….EVERYBODY!!!!

Barney fell to his knees and cried out….WHHHHYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! he sat there crying for a good 12 to 14 minutes until he realized that his wife would want him to carry on. So he picked himself up and started to sing….”I love you, you love me, We’re a happy family …..and thas when he realized that he had missed his calling. All those years at the donut factory and his real calling was to sing and dance. The moral of this story is that you just never know when you will find what you were born to do!

Source(s): they had his store on true life on mtv4

By , being cooler than all the other dinousars by not only being purple and being able to sing songs ! I mean how many other animals can sing like he can ? Besides if all the other dinosaurs had died out then who would have been around to help clean up the earth after the comet hit causing the extinction by singing ” the clean up song “.The next major philosphical qustion on everyones mind is how will Spongebob survive if a tsunami hit Bikini Bottom ?

There was no extinction, there was just that ark thing that all the animals had to get on to, including Barneyosauruses. There were about to get a female Barneyosaurus too, but Barney is a homosexual

Prosaic answer: because he’s a homo sapiens (human) in a rubber purple dinosaur suit. And I pity the guy in the suit for having to play that role. That said Barney wasn’t that well-distributed here in Australia. Besides, when I was that age of two to five years old I was watching Thomas & Friends, Playschool (a long-running children’s series in my home of Australia) and Sesame Street. Barney wasn’t even a thought.

Source(s): Vague memories of my early childhood (some 18 years ago, I’m 23 years old at the time of typing)

homo sapiens (human) in a rubber purple dinosaur suit. And I pity the guy in the suit for having to play that role. That said Barney wasn’t that well-distributed here in Australia. Besides, when I was that age of two to five years old I was watching Thomas & Friends, Playschool (a long-running children’s series in my home of Australia) and Sesame Street. Barney wasn’t even a thought.

Source(s):

… you may be onto something.

Perhaps dinosaurs created an underground base, or time travelers from the future entered the past and captured a dinosaur… altered its genetic code and created Barney and thus brought it back to today’s world.

Perhaps Barney didn’t survive the journey, and was, in his honor, or her honor, replicated as a childrens character for its affable nature.

Barney’s descendant was actually a beetle that lived during the Cenozoic Era. When the meteorite hit, the beetles went underground and survived the mass extinction. Barney was then born because of a mutation in one of the beetle’s genes

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it truly is a protracted tale. earlier dinosaurs grew to enhance into extinct, Barney’s spouse had in basic terms layed eggs. Then, the mayosaurs envisioned that the international improve into going to end. Barney hid the eggs interior the cave. He ran to the cave, as meteors stormed down. all of sudden, the cave improve into blocked and Barney’s spouse improve into trapped from the risk-free practices. Then, Barney heard a scream. It improve into his spouse. He gasped. His spouse, a uncommon pink dinosaur, improve into as we talk killed. 2 years later, Barney, with the hot hatched dinosaurs, who have been eco-friendly and yellow, crawled out of the rubble. In 1993, they began to terrorise specific education young babies, by ability of disguising himself as a doll. he’s super acquaintances with Dennis Ferguson and Geoffrey Leonard. Ever on account that 1978, whilst he raped his first toddler, a three 12 months old female, Barney has been charged for raping and molesting extra desirable than 567 babies, maximum of them specific education young babies. Barney is needed by ability of each and every police international extensive, in u . s ., Canada, Mexico, Alaska, Australia, Asia, New Zealand, England and hundreds extra places. earlier the youngsters call their mothers and fathers and the police, Barney consistently makes specific they die the two by ability of a rape, a molest or eating them. A precis of Barney’s autobiography.

During the formation of Cloud City, a new religion had been discovered. This religion was discovered because of the species called Tor-Faux. “Barney” was one of the many Tor-Faux that roamed the not yet constructed Cloud City. The religion had brought with it, a force. A force that surrounds all of us, wether we realize it or not. The Tor-Faux were the first species to study this religion. The power that came with this religion was strong, but the one specific Tor-Faux wanted to elevate it’s power to the highest level. Instead of using the power for peace and love, he used it for anger and hate. This formed such a powerful force, this Tor-Faux hid himself from the outside world, as he saw the future that was about to come. The two remaining Tor-Faux were named “Barney” and “Carvex”. Barney was just as strong with the force as Carvex, but was unable to stop him.

– Lord Vader

Source(s): Revelations 11.

Perhaps dinosaurs created an underground base, or time travelers from the future entered the past and captured a dinosaur… altered its genetic code and created Barney and thus brought it back to today’s world.

My little cousin loves barney and she will be devastated if she thinks that barney is extinct.

Please have a heart for the kids.