Guys I need some advice quick. I’m in the 9th grade. I’m not cool by any means, I’m overweight I know but I’m trying to make changes in my life. I never have been in a fight before but now it looks like I might be forced to get into one with this douche at our school. This kid Tyler, I don’t know what his beef is. He tackled me when I was walking down the hallway for no reason and made he spill my Jungle juice and then tried to fight me. I walked out but…ah! I wanted to hit him so bad. Same day in class he gets some credit card and swipes it through the fat creases on the back of my head like a atm! Couple days later I was using the bathroom and I was in the stall peeing and he squirted water out of a bottle in the stall. Little did I know it was water but i freak out and fall over the toilet and got pee everywhere. When I came home even parents smelled it. Now today, Im walking down the hallway and he pushes me and talks crap about my dog Pierre (we live in a small town, people know my dog, it’s a cute little Shih Tzu). No one talks crap about pierre so I pushed him back. Luckily my school counselor saw us and broke us up but as we were going back to class he and his friends come to me and tell me I better get ready to fight when we get out of school. I’m so scared for my life, I’m trying not to cry while typing this. Is there any way I could fight back. I wish I had super powers. Maybe I could find some toxic waste and get some powers. Maybe create clones of myself and gang up on him. Or maybe I could teleport him to another country? Ah I’m so sick of this guy. What can I do. I’m scared for my life but I feel like theres gotta be a way.
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Start slapping your hand against your chest like a retard.
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Sounds like there is no reasoning with this guy. So unfortunately heres how it goes at 3 oclock before he can get a single word or letter in dont say a word just kick him right in the family jewels first, then when he bows down grab his head and knee him right in the face, now he may get up and beat the crap out of you but it wont be as bad and he might have some respect for you and others wont see you as an easy target in the future. If you tell an adult you’ll be a punk to everyone and it will be along school year. If your too scared theres always homeschooling…
I got mine from radioactive peanut butter….
Which I spread on a radioactive bagel….
But all seriousness I feel for you man. I was bullied a-lot when I was young, and mixed with my rough past in made me suicidal, so I hate bullies with a passion. Bullies are low, pathetic, worthless, pieces of human garbage that are immature and insecure about themselves.
If no adult has listened to you, if no one in authority is willing to solve this bs problem and do something with Tyler, than I will tell you straight up “nothing ends bullying like a good American Butt Whooping”.
1. You have a weight advantage. I’m not trying to be mean, but use that against him. Take him to the ground and elbow his face in. Bust his nose or lip.
2. Hit him where it hurts and go from there. Yeah, he will say “that’s a cheap shot boo hoo” but there is no ref, there are no rules, and he wanted to fight, not play box with a rule set.
3. Hit him hard and where it counts. Move around a-lot. He may not even be that powerful. I remember when I was younger a bully punched me 6 times or so in the locker room and they were so weak I laughed.
I wish I could help you out more. Hope you find a solution and I hope things go well for you.
Ask him “what the hell are you doing, picking on the fat guy?” it’s worse than picking on a girl, that guy has no honor, no maturity, don’t be afraid to tell him in front of everyone (especially girls) that he’s a pussy, picking on the fat guy. make it wheigh. Make him feel like he’s 8 years old, because he needs comrades to pick on you. That kid is not cool, if i were there i would tell him, in front of everyone, humiliate him.
organize your thoughts so you don’t stammer it out. don’t yell. Just look him in the eyes and tell him what you think. And if you do it right, even if he puches you, the audience will cheer you and make fun of the other guy. keep talking and getting up if he hits you. It’s better to lose with dignity than win with none.
Trust me, people forget beating after a month, but they don’t forget humiliations for a decade. If you stand up to him, even if you’re afraid, even if you lose, you’ll win. Try and talk this over with a friend, parent, or brother. Don’t be a pussy like him, be a man. tell him he’s a little kid inside, craving attention, picking on who’s weak, who’s alone. Think of yourself as jamie foxx talking to a snotty preschooler, even if he punches you, try not to fight back, tell him you don’t fight *******.
Good luck dude (: even if you lose, mantain your dignity. You’ll never win fighting with fists, so use your tounge, it can be razor sharp. make sure you don’t insult his family or call him names. that would justify him. DON’T sTART THE FIGHT and call him a pussy in public, because he’s picking on you.
Hey man I’m overweight to got picked on but if he wants to fight just hit him in the face as hard as you can and just keep doing it till he backs down or it gets broken up don’t stop hitting him cuz if you do your gonna get ****** up and use your weight throw him into a wall and if your inside bash his face in a locker
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Get bit by a radioactive spider
Im not racists but everytime i hear of a white pereson picking on someone else i get mad. At my highschool u get picked on for being white.
Get bitten by a radioactive spider.
The answer to this is Chuck Norris.
I’m not reading this rant.
If someone wants to attack you , tell an adult. If someone attacks you, that’ called assault, you can press charges and/or sue them.
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