three men just robbed a bank and were running down the road wen three police officers were catching up to them so they ran around the corner and saw three empty sacks so they jumped in them before the P.O came around the corner.
first P.O kicks the first sack nd the sack goews “meowww!” he says oh its only a cat in a bag
second P.O kicks the second sack nd the sack goes “woooofff!” he says oh its only a dog in a bag
third P.O kicks the third sack and the sack goes “potatoeeeessss”…..
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Lol, that’s like the first joke I was ever told–I think it’s funny. Except there were baskets of chickens and something else
I still think of “Potatooooes” whenever I see baskets
lol.
LMAO, yea its really really funny. Well i think it is
Heard it before but it’s supposed to be a “blonde” joke. It’s a brunette, a redhead and a blonde, and the blonde says “potatoeeeessss.”
Nice try however.
Holy hole in your old bag,Alabama,that is funny.
its kay 🙂
its old
A late Victorian version of the gag as told to me by my Dad who said his dad had told him.
Three men just robbed a bank and were running down the road when three police officers were catching up to them so they ran around the corner and saw three empty sacks so they jumped in them before the P.O came around the corner.
first P.O kicks the first sack and the sack goes “faaarttt!” he says, “oh its only some a*se in a carse”
second P.O kicks the second sack and the sack goes “quack” he says. “oh its only a doc in a sock”
third blonde P.O kicks the third sack and the sack goes “tuppence” she says, “oh its only some hag in a bag”