My mom is 39 and there are some things she does that make me wonder if she’s weird.
1. She sexualizes most forms of physical affection. Like if two people are really affectionate towards eachother, my mom assumes they are sexually attracted to eachother and/or are a couple. There are few exceptions to this.
2. She says Bart Simpson is very, very sexy.
3. She said that I would make a cute couple with any of the three main Victorious girls (Tori, Cat or Jade). WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO YOUR DAUGHTER
4. She said that me and this girl I like (I want to be her friend, but she probably wouldn’t like me because I’m weird and she’s cool *sigh*) would make a cute couple. I’m 16 and the other girl is 20.
5. When we are watching Victorious, my mom sometimes wants Tori and Jade to kiss, which I guess is understandable. I mean I just want them to be friends, but they do look good together. It’s weird because my mom is 39.
6. My mom regularly uses the phrase “sexy little girl”.
7. My mom says the word “vagina” when it really isn’t necessary.
8. When we listen to a love song on a cd, she says stuff like “This girl only likes him for his penis.”
9. Once my mom was shopping with my aunt and she was like “YAY. I LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN.” My aunt was soooo mad. But seriously mom stop it.
10. She’s straight, but she likes to pretend she’s a lesbian sometimes, as a joke.
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Yeah she’s weird
communicate on your mom. tell her she might fairly like this guy yet he delivers the hibbie gibbies. enable her comprehend which you fairly opt to get to correctly known him yet which you will no longer in straightforward terms act like he’s slightly of the kinfolk in a week. I hate to declare it yet they may well be doing greater effective than conversing some kinfolk. supply this guy of undertaking to get used to the belief of his lady pal having a 14 twelve months old. attempt to communicate to him yet enable him comprehend which you have a existence and acquaintances that got here earlier him he can no longer anticipate you to care approximately him the way your mom does. From someone who has been on your place all you’re able to do is wait it out. the two he will come around and stop appearing like a weirdo or your mom will come to her senses and discover somebody new. My mom is now fortuitously married to the acceptable guy for her yet she had to pass threw a pair of weirdo’s first.
It sounds like your mother is very tactile with your emotions and her visions. She’s not hurting anyone (physically… may you, mentally)… She sounds like a breath of fresh air in a sea of, otherwise, boring robots. Let her be! She’s enjoying life… and, maybe she is doing this for the shock value in others, but I’ll bet when she’s around, it doesn’t get boring…