I'm difficult to understand, rude, and not very smart. What company's call center should I apply for a job in?

10 ✅ Answers ? Favorite Answer With those attributes, I think you are selling yourself short. Why not aim high and seek a career that will really suit you? http://www.liberty.edu/administration/humanresourc… Get busy! Plenty of jobs for “qualified” Yahoo staff in India, I understand part of the Yahoo company service employee staff has been out sourced … Read more

Since Wal-Mart is now selling caskets, can I be looking for them to start selling stripper poles?

I want to know if Wal-Mart will soon start supplying to all my exotic dancing needs, and with Wal-Mart having “always low” prices this would be a great opportunity for me to stock up on g-strings, poles, and (hopefully) platforms if they begin carrying them as well. Do you think there’s hope? 16 ✅ Answers … Read more

How should I inform Upper Management that I really don't give a rat's hind quarters about…?

….”What’s Best for the Company”? Should I do it via email or address it at the next Strategy Meeting? 21 ✅ Answers ? Favorite Answer Here is my 2 cents Dear Sir I sincerely hope that the current policy of promoting brown nosing yes men has its appropriate and predictable consequences in the near future. … Read more

Would it be a lot less painful to arrive at work if I had the ability to enter my office in slow motion…?

…with a flamethrower in one hand and a flask in the other, while the intro to Black Sabbath’s “Iron Man” played in the background? Or would this not even remotely alleviate the sting of having to review 3 dozen thick-*** Union Grievance files? Update: *winks at Major* Update 2: Captain, as always, you never fail … Read more

I put the lotion on my skin AND placed it back in the basket, but I still got the hose. Should I quit my job?

This happened during a meeting with the CFO this morning. Update: Siar—hahahaha (((Pink Spinel))) 11 ✅ Answers ? Favorite Answer I can see only one solution to your problem The Nolte. It involves some fava beans and a nice Chianti.. Nolte, we’ve been over this. It needs to pay more attention to what is being … Read more