Really funny but racist joke :D?
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?” The other replies, “Well I don’t know. You should pray to God about that and ask him.” So that night he did and God replied, “You are what you are.” The next day he said … Read more
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Would he have a ball in yours?✅ Answers ? Best Answer rofl. wow that sounds like sexual inuendo. Theres a devil dancing in my pants ;) if ya know what i mean. XDDDDD oh yea and LOL @ that chick talking about jesus, corny much??? - Chosen by Asker No I don't have pockets and when I do they are full with the word of the Lord. I don't hang with the devil. If the devil danced in empty pockets I would keep mine full. I wear spandex--oOoo He'd have a ballroom sized ball in mine. YES!!!! bILLY IS COOL!!!!
i know having a phobia is NOT funny i am just saying what is the funnies one you have heard ofOpen Question Geniophobia- Fear of chins. And this one is just ridiculous... Barophobia- The fear of gravity. Auroraphobia: Fear of Northern Lights Bibliophobia: Fear of books Eleutherophobia: Fear of freedom And the best is: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words globeaphobia (SP?) fear of balloons This may not be funny but I'm afraid of dying of laughter. Tho', that's not a bad way to go. Source(s): I just wish I could have laughed once more! The funniest, therefore the most horrible, fear of: Kolpophobia-private parts Leukophobia-the color white Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation. Graphophobia- Fear of writing or handwriting. Omphalophobia- Fear of belly buttons Then: cotton, pickles, balloons Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. Source(s): http://www.phobialist.com/ fear of the yellow pages! - my aunts terrified of them! - seriously!
three men just robbed a bank and were running down the road wen three police officers were catching up to them so they ran around the corner and saw three empty sacks so they jumped in them before the P.O came around the corner. first P.O kicks the first sack nd the sack goews "meowww!" he says oh its only a cat in a bag second P.O kicks the second sack nd the sack goes "woooofff!" he says oh its only a dog in a bag third P.O kicks the third sack and the sack goes "potatoeeeessss".....Open Question Lol, that's like the first joke I was ever told--I think it's funny. Except there were baskets of chickens and something else I still think of "Potatooooes" whenever I see baskets lol. LMAO, yea its really really funny. Well i think it is Heard it before but it's supposed to be a "blonde" joke. It's a brunette, a redhead and a blonde, and the blonde says "potatoeeeessss." Nice try however. Holy hole in your old bag,Alabama,that is funny. its kay :) its old A late Victorian version of the gag as told to me by my Dad who said his dad had Read more
♥I NEED TO KNOW!!!♥Open Question Lol--Hmm, well you can't be sad when you're dead Source(s): emos It might be because they had too much intake of undesirable gases XDD...It gives them a gas pain, or because of too much laughing they might run out of air.... well, unless they die from something stupid... realising that you'll rest forever has to be kinda comforting... Well, know that I didn't. Thanks for the unique post. Because it's better to die laughing,then to die while your on fire burning to death. its a cure for sadness not for death. and science shows that laughter is the sound your body makes because an extreme amount of stress put on your body at once, and laughter over a long period of time can deprive the body of oxygen amoung other things and eventually cause death. Thats what made the joker so twisted, he murdered by use of laughing gas lol pain is pleasure People don't die because they are sad O_O