Jokes & Riddles

✅ Answers ? Best Answer Redhead. – Chosen by Asker Brunette brunnette. 🙂 from a woman’s point of view…brunette

Should I or should I not sing in public. Here’s a sample of my stuff. I think I suck and i dont want to make a fool of myself. Be honest, I can take it 🙂 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kaUTJFb1… ✅ Answers ? Best Answer It’s ok I guess but I don’t think you should sing, when you’re … Read more

Okay, theres this girl in my class (shes 17) and once she decided that a paticular item of clothing i was wearing reminded her of washed up wanna be rockstar avril lavinge. So to cut a long story short. everytime she sees me she just starts singing these crappy avril lavienge songs at me (see … Read more

I am a comedian and I need a fat woman or man who I can tell my photographer to take pictures of and make fun of at my clubOpen Question you can have my mum Take a picture of yourself. I could get one of my fat Oompa Loompas to do that, how much you … Read more

My boyfriend and I have an awful flatmate who is totally inconsiderate and does things such as: -Uses my shower gels/shampoos/washing powder -Takes our milk (which he hasn’t bought or paid for) from the fridge and hides it in his room all day so we can’t have tea/coffee/cereals etc. -Leaves the lights on in the … Read more

Okay describe to me the girl or boy of your dreams!!!! What eyes, hair, curves, face, nose, ethnicity. Who is the girl, or boy of your dreams?Open Question Well, there were 3 or 4 of them but you woke me up and now I can’t remember. okay. purely physical attribute i would like in a … Read more

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The … Read more

My boss was getting pissed off with me because every time i saw a fire exit sign i ran like hell to the assembly point .So he sent me to see a doctor.The doctor asked me several questions and examined me,he then informed my boss that i was suffering from premature evacuation.Open Question boooooooo. Oh!! … Read more

what do you put in a toaster ppl say toast but ists bread say silk 4 times then what do cows drink ppl say milk but its water if a green house has green stairs and a blue house had blue stairs what colour stairs does a yellow bungalow have ppl say yellow but bungalows … Read more

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