I am a comedian and I need a fat woman or man who I can tell my photographer to take pictures of and make fun of at my club
Open Question
you can have my mum
Take a picture of yourself.
I could get one of my fat Oompa Loompas to do that, how much you paying?
you might want to rephrase the question as i don’t think many fat ugly coach potatoes are willing to sit in a club and be made fun of and have pictures taken of them it sounds kinda cruel to be honest and it sounds like your asking them to do it for free too.
Try one of those Monsanto GMO potatoes. They make great comedians out of errors[like you and me].:-}}}
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What’s the opposite of a star?
well you seem like a lovely person, and with phrasing like that im sure heaps of people would love to do it. NOT. look just get a screen shot from early biggest loser, there must be one where there on the couch. then edit whatever you need it for in. i.e. a different face, some food, another peson ect…
PEOPLE HAVE GOT FEELINGS YOU KNOW, NOBODY WANTS TO HAVE THE PISS TAKEN OUT OF THEM ALL BECAUSE OF THEIR SIZE OR WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE. GET A DIFFERENT SUBJECT MATTER!!!!!!!
Dude take alook at your mama thats 1 gross peice of **** you should take pics of her lol
You should have gotten Rosanne or Oprah! Or Ted Kennedy, he also has that glowing nose like Rudolph! You’d be safe with him on the couch rather than behind the wheel of a car! Speaking of murder, I hear that Oprah murders a dozen pigs a day but that’s just hear say. Thank you thank you ladies and germs! I’ll be here all week and don’t forget to tip your cows!
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Common Sense
ask your mom