who will help me deliver this letter to Andy Schlafly of conservapedia?

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Dear Andy,

since you are on a subject that concerns me, my family and humanity i intend to join issues with you but first give answers to the following so i may know how to tackle you. please be informed that every lie you give to any of the questions will be replied with lightening stroke from heaven:

1. are you a christian born again in The Blood of Jesus?

2. do you regard Jesus as your LORD and Saviour?

3.are you an occultist?

4.are you a paid jobber for the Antichrist?

5. are you re-translating The Bible because you want to uphold the truth or you want to twist it?

6.are you scared of the truth you have found there?

7.what makes you think you are eminently qualified to re-write The Bible?

8.since you are not the original author of the materials you are using, don’t you think you are a traitor copying from a traitor?

9.since you love the truth so much, how many works of Buddha, Aristotle, Pluto, or Mohamed have you “conserved”?

Andy this is a summon, whether you have seen it or not, you shall be judged by it contents.

Update:

Thanks Eric for the correction. i take one when i am shown the light.

i hope you take my advice too: bow to Jesus and ask Him to forgive you your sins. Accept Him as your King, Lord, Saviour and God.

i will leave you to experience refusing to see the light, but i know it will be saddening. thanks again.

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  • What the? Is the Antichrist hiring?

    If he saves people from unemployment, they will follow him to hell and back.

  • Who is this guy? If he is in the US he probably won’t even answer the letter. You ask many questions and if he is important, he doesn’t have time to answer all that for someone he doesn’t know in a foreign country.

  • You think this is the first time the Bibble has been edited to suit the purposes of one specific group? Laughable.

  • Why do you fanatics always use allcaps for “lord.”

    Point 7 makes me lol

    In fact, this whole letter is pretty damn lulzy, especially the Disney reference

    In case I was not clear, I will NOT be helping you.

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  • No, I will not. I will, however, submit writing samples to him in hopes of making a bit of side money as a hack writer.

    Source(s): Atheist

  • It’s “Plato”, not “Pluto”.

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