what is the best way to get a girl in bed without spending more than $10 since I don’t feel like getting a J-O-B? Seriously women…tell me how I can do this cheap…give me your secrets. will humor work? does lying work?
Open Question
how about growing up and getting a J-O-B like every other productive member of society!
The best ones are free. Unfortunately, you don’t meet their minimum requirements so you’ll have to get a job. A damn good one from the looks of it.
You, sir, are a troll!
Wait until about 2am, then hit the bars. There will no doubt be some desperately horny hag that’s already drunk enough to say yes without you spending a dime.
you don’t
ok here’s the secret..find a but ugly woman one with very low self esteem that sleep with anything.not very smart kinda willing to believe any lie you tell her..and now take her up to mc Donald’s on a date..there you go..
edit//rrm38 is right..i was at a bar one night and in the bath room stall i could hear 2 woman talking swearing to each other they would not leave with a man at closing time the were walking out the door each with a man telling them there names..lol
Get 20 rolls of pennies, put them in a bag, whack her over the head a few times, and drag her back to your hut.
Seriously that’s the only way you’re getting a girl with 10 bucks.
yes, funny will work, and you have to be smelling good…….
There’s an old hag in the city’s smack alley that’ll do if for $10. she doesn’t have any teeth left, but that helps with oral. 😉
only women who dont value themselves and are whores will be ok with a guy spending as little as 10 bucks on a date. you better be careful before you get something you cant get rid of for being so damn cheap.
Actually, there is a J-O-B that would be perfect for you. It’s called a gigolo. Every woman you went out with would go to bed with you. And it would cost THEM $10, not you. (Just reading your little blurb, I don’t think you’d be able to charge more than $10. Women do like a little intelligent conversation sometimes.)
try a crack wh-or-e