Am I right to be concerned about being genetically cloned?

How about cloning the twins and share in your good fortune, my dear fellow.

There is only a small village outside the boundaries of my estate, and one can only get away with so much without one’s wife (housekeeper, maid etc) finding out. Yes, I do believe that new blood would be much appreciated.

Dear Rotter, it’s nurture every bit as much as nature. No-one could ever succeed in confecting your unique personality. After all, Grimstone’s pre-prep doesn’t even exist any more and they are giving the kids days off to play in the snow nowadays rather than forcing them to clear every flake from the school roof to avoid the floods when the thaw comes.

Damned foolishness, mark my words Rotter it will end in tears. Besides there is a new EU directive banning all moustaches except the French Walrus moustache, so you may have to shave that puerile bit of bumfluff off your top lip and grow a walrus instead.

I have purchased a personal incinerator for this exact fear, people are tirelessly trying to obtain my genetic information for the purpose of mass producing me! While I understand the craze, there can only be one of me and my husbands have to share. Be sure to burn all items containing DNA, nail trimmings, moustache clippings, navel fuzz, etc. these people will stop at nothing on their mission to inject beauty, wonder, romance and wild sex into the world through cloning the likes of us. Protect those twins as well… well never mind there is an IQ initiative.

Good day.

Economic of it Rotter says you don’t clone yourself. Simple supply and demand suggests that it would be unwise. Cloning the females would put you in an even higher demand and you can choose which ones you wish to clone. Thus making every night a special night.

Cheers!

You are correct to frightened sir. The trouble that would surround and follow you around the globe would be immense. All of the mistaken identities and the possible paternity suits alone just make me cringe.

Your seed could spread like pollen in the wind. And it would not just be hot nineteen year old twins accepting this seed…oh no, my friend…your seed could end up in women who reside in rural trailer parks.

I say old bean one was under the impression that there were quite a few younger clones of your good self running around, according to that letter from the CSA that was hidden under the gin decanter in your study old fruit. as for the Moustache thingy is it true as great Grand mama Ethelthorpe will be most displeased as her tash will have to come off ? tally ho

I think your just depriving the loads of 19 year old twins out there ! Let yourself be cloned. If you are as good as you say you are, They’ll find you !

My dear chap, what a terrible problem. Sooner or later, you will meet yourself coming the other way. Can you imagine the awful prospect of having an argument with yourself …………..and losing!

It happened to me and now I keep seeing myself all over the place