I have a 2 bed maisonette in Putney – rent £53 a week. I run my own escort business “Rent-a-pig.com” which generates £3.88 a week.
I do have 11 kids (various colours) but they are currently all in care so you don’t have to worry about them – although my aged mother will be round frequently to cadge a ciggie.
Anyone interested? I’m thinking somewhere in the region of £1k (ono).
Update:
How very rude you are, Ghost. The £3.88 is from a regular contract – old Wildred downstairs pays me from his pension to wash up in the nude for him once a week. Easy money – and a clear asset.
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You forgot to mention that the bloke selling his stuff on eBay is a washed-up divorcee in a dead end job. So, does the overwhelming sense of tragedy and loneliness come as part of the package, or would that cost extra?
Think you have made a mistake – you say your rent-a-pig business makes £3.88 a week think you will find that when you pay other people its called a loss
Hy. Just read your peice while lookinfg for something completely different! Really funny! cheered up a very low girl this morning! ty xx
Your offer sounds very reasonable,I’ve just had a word with Alan Sugar,and he said,if he had the spare time he’d be up for a 50/50 cut.So the best I can offer you is 50.0.
Zimbabwian pounds.(about .3p)
Maybe the 4 stars show how many of us are interested? *snorts*
I hope you took that as joking good luck with it.
Source(s): Let me see now pull my leg. No! The other one.
I’ll give yer a packet of tabs
i have a four pack of baked beans (Heinz) unopened but the plastic is slightly torn….. maybe we could strike some kind of deal?…. i don’t mind throwing in a tin opener….. but not my shiny new one
how abouit £10, thats like 1, its got the same numbers in it, you sound fit;) i want to be you
lets make babies
I could offer to end it all for you, it will be my pleasure.
My stuff isn’t my life. The guy’s pathetic if he calls selling his stuff selling his life.
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