If, as an old wife, you indeed had a tail…what would it look like/be made of?
…and yes, I know it’s “tales”…I’m working on something, though.
For the guys…are there any “old husbands tales” and what would YOUR tail look like?
Update:
No, Ace…but anyway, here’s the deal. I want to do a craft show come spring. I need inventory and most of my work takes quite some time so I’d like mini projects I can do in between the larger stuff. I thought I’d make some literal “old wives tails” with cards and things…trust me it would be cute and I’d like to use some of the “regulars” tails…after all, they are the experts.
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Oh, I do hope I have this correct!
My tail would be made of watermelon seeds.
My mother always said if you eat a watermelon seed it’ll grow in your stomach.
I was the kid who ate them just to find out.
It would probably look and move like a cat tail only with a barb on the end. It would typically be all seductive– sweeping and caressing. But, like a scorpion, it should be able to turn and quickly poke its mate with one fell swoop, should it find the need to. The yin and yang of the female personality.
often different halves tails are bushy and often multicolored. The tail may well be seen on stay different halves descending from the backside of the skirt. extra than a number of tails may well be discovered on the “spouse’s slaughter abode” the place they collect the unneeded aspects after butchering different halves. many of the tails are sent out to bars to beautify the pub and make for thrilling memories. “See, that tail over on the wall grew to become into related to a minimum of one hell of a spouse.” some human beings confuse the “spouse’s tail” with “spouse memories” that are humorous anecdotes approximately people. yet i will permit you be attentive to appreciate the version.
I could get sum tail from an old wife right about now
How about an ex wife tail I got a big one I can upload for you.
Did you just steal that misuse of the word “Tales” from me? LOL I just used “Tails” in place of “Tales” in another answer – totally on purpose, by the way.
Okay, not to stick to community guidelines:
My “tale” is as horrific as my “tail”.
Looks pretty much like the tie on my old housecoat. Ratty, dragged through gawd knows what, and rather chewed upon.
My tail is in the front and it’s prehensile.
a trident…..
that would be an epic…tail 😀
hahahahah….yes i just laughed at my own pun….