I have heard that having got his tank wedged in the Chunnel, Tyler is now about to attempt a raid by air. Of course it’s doomed from the start so I thought I might get some tips on how to talk him down once he has eaten the inflight fish meal. I just hope he remembers to remove his helmet to avoid punctures.
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Unfortunately, Penfold, the original plans were destroyed per an injunction filed by the InterNational Secret Alliance of Necessary Evil or INSANE. This injunction cited collusion on the part of Mr. Durden et al when filing for a license to own and operate a zeppelin airship. Basically, they lied about their ages on the application. Somehow, with the assistance of his apparently unlimited resources, Tyler was able to get his hands on a “rough draft” of the ship’s original plan in order to build a copyright infringing prototype of his own. He is said to have been in cahoots with Howard Hughes, the noted and infamous eccentric from waaaay back in the day. Once funded by the Hughes camp, Mr. Durden and others built up enough momentum to gather the support of the American, British, Canadian and German governments. (note: the American government denies any involvement in this project citing mandates proposed by the Freestarr Convention of 1976). Once these powerful governments became involved, the classified status of the zeppelin airship was established, making it virtually impossible for any laymen, such as us, to get our hands on information related to the controls. So both the original plans and those conjured up by Tyler and them are unavailable at this time.
so, fvck it.
Source(s): HRH PrincessFreestarr
We will not attack with a pointed stick that I’m gonna tell ya.
Zeppelins? mmmh nah, expect the unexpected the obscure the mundane. We have secret plans advertised throughout the country to attack you at your weakest point, right after Penny served one of her meatless Shepherd-mud pies with acorn dumplings and wilted hay fritters and you’re succumbed by the scent of that old diesel generator cranking under the sink to get your refurbished IBM PC – Model 5150 working. Now the exact nature of our plans well be unveiled when you see the flashing helmets with double spikes at your door.
hope this helps
Vee know vat you are trying to do here. Vee are not shtupid. You vant to know how to control Der Hindenberg? Ja? Vee vould be happy to let you fly vun. Do you zmoke? Anyzing? Gut, jah!
I knew you vere up to zomezing ven you menschioned ze in flight meal. Zere iss no inflight meal. Just a little schnapps. Zorry to foil your nefarious planz.
Well that’s awfully funny Penfold.Your right though with that helmet it will blow out like a balloon that gets poked with a ice pick.
I will bring my own Baton and Hair Dresser!
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