Where are the best surfing beaches in Iowa?

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  • You need to modify your equipment. Locally they are known as “snowboards.” I recommended that you start off surfing the hills provided by freeway overpasses. There’s nothing quite as exciting as coming down a hill and trying to avoid colliding with tractor-trailers at highway speeds. The inventor of this event, Jack Wayne Carpenter, was honored by inclusion in the 1982 Darwin Awards.

  • Any large pond or lake.

    You’ll need either 3,234,567 tons of stuff to drop at one end to star a wave, or a really really really big huge fan, or a fast tow boat or truck, or a good imagination and good special effects.

    I am about 20 miles from the nearest sea, and about 15 years ago, some friends and I were trying to think up a way we good get some “economic stimulation” money from some government agency to make a surfing movie up here. We had all kinds of ideas for fake waves…. which the local residents DID NOT – for some strange reason – like. Spoilsports!

  • as a former resident of iowa, i can honestly say that the only surfing you can do in iowa is surf the web.

    Source(s): there are no potatoes in iowa.

  • Try the north side of the Iowan Sea. There are some dangerous field currents there that can make you wipe off!! Watch out for ‘tatersharks too. They can really mash you up bigtime!

  • you could always apply for a government subsidy to build about 10 0 wind turbines. Convert the energy into a wavepool.

  • Mr. Lewis’ pond on a windy day.

  • tie your board to the back of a fast tractor

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