Where the *heck* is Derek Jeter?

Last thing my sources told me is that *no way* *no how* would he miss Opening Day.

Now it is May, and no sign of Derek Jeter.

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  • Both Jeter and A-roid have increased their rehab activities. They have gone from table top dancing to Pole dancing and of course are rehabbing side by side. The nightclubs of NY are rocking. I understand the eye contact between them is striking and that they’re having a ball. Maybe they will come out at some point. Regardless, I hope they see the error of their ways. Btw, they are both wearing gloves while pole dancing, wouldn’t want to get dirty sliding up and down that pole. Ah,the sacrifices they make for the team.

    Source(s): LOL

  • He broke his ankle at the end of last season. I think he’s gonna be out until around June or so.

  • He has a crack in his ankle he should return by the All-Star Break

  • A-Roid and him have been secretly meeting at the motel 6 in Johnsonville

  • Injured. He re-injured himself in return.

    Source(s): yankees fann

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