Who have you farted in front of?

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i have farted in front of my class in high school i have farted in front of in front of my parents before and when i was on the phone with my friend. who have you farted in front of? what did they think of it? how did you feel? was it loud?

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  • My worst was when I was out with my buddies at a theater. I intended to let out a ‘silent but deadly’ or SBD as we call it, but things didn’t work out quite so well. Even worse was the accidental timing. Right in between previews the screen goes blank and all is silent when I let it rip…PBBBBBBT!!!!! It was sooo loud the entire theater heard it and was cracking up! My buddies didn’t know who did it so they were looking around to see if they could figure out who it was. So I looked around too, as to not look guilty. Later as we left the theater I remember one of them asking, “Did you hear somebody rip that fart before the movie?!?!”

    Oh yes. I heard it. And felt it…

  • I was with a girl the other night. I had a massive steak and eggs dinner and was ready to go home. I had to let one rip so I did. I also locked the windows and the doors so she had to bear the smell.

    I was laughing my head off but she did as well.

    In bed with her, I farted and pushed her head under the covers.

    I farted in front of my boss having a coffee and cigarette. He let one go himself.

    I farted loudly on the bus and acted like it was the foreign kid in front of me.

  • Years ago when I was younger on my first day of work in a new job, in front of 2 colleagues, at a very serious moment.

    I was so embarassed, I wanted to die right there.. they laughed & I laughed it off, and it was ok.

    and yes it was loud, and stunk..

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