Is there a better defenses than the tried and true throw a stick and say “fetch”?
Update:
Jonathan, I deplore said karate dogs but I do not underestimate them that bad
Update 2:
Ooooooh. Bang! Gotta keep that one in mind. But will it beat fetch? We will see. (Love that pug)
Update 3:
Lynx, you cannot foul me! I know where your loyalties lie!
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my karate dogs were trained by the best to defeat your trained evil ninja kittens.
see here how easily just one of them defeated your team ninja instructor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O67gIgmKWWE
and one death kiss from super ultimate supreme grand master sparky will kill in secs, just like he killed this polar bear with it
http://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2011/10/…
and with his patented system of training he can train any dog 7 times faster
we have even captured some of your ninja cats and put them to good use
http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/o…
http://www.loldig.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/c…
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CZ9wrhab1n4/Sd0M9qWLdUI/…
put dont worry we are not with out mercy and they become great test subjects to make sure the puppies get down the death kiss technique, after all we cant use the technique in class and polar bears are a protected species
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-r5B4wOjp5-E/TnQxAKyQ8GI/…
http://1funny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dog-k…
Source(s): 30+yrs ma
Here are some ways to deal with karate dog:
Pork Fu style
Bonedo
Steakate
hormone ninjutsu: attractive hormonal dog substitution/distraction. Warning: make sure you run away
Lamb wrestling
Llama boxing
Swinebo
and many other ways.
If a Karate Dog comes near me, I’ll whistle, and my pet Tiger will come along and rip the Doggy to shreads.
Yes you need the rex quan do defense to beat this karate dog.If you’ve seen Napoleon dynamite you’ll know what I’m talking about
What is a karate dog? I keep hearing it mentioned, but no explanation.
Glad to see you back and more active. But you must be bored…LOL
How about bang?
Then you have this 10th Dan
Edit if all else fail you always have karate chicken
LOL @ Kokoro
Use a judo chop…
Pork chops also work.