You're being attacked by a karate dog?

Is there a better defenses than the tried and true throw a stick and say “fetch”?

Update:

Jonathan, I deplore said karate dogs but I do not underestimate them that bad

Update 2:

Ooooooh. Bang! Gotta keep that one in mind. But will it beat fetch? We will see. (Love that pug)

Update 3:

Lynx, you cannot foul me! I know where your loyalties lie!

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  • my karate dogs were trained by the best to defeat your trained evil ninja kittens.

    see here how easily just one of them defeated your team ninja instructor

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O67gIgmKWWE

    and one death kiss from super ultimate supreme grand master sparky will kill in secs, just like he killed this polar bear with it

    http://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2011/10/…

    and with his patented system of training he can train any dog 7 times faster

    we have even captured some of your ninja cats and put them to good use

    http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/o…

    http://www.loldig.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/c…

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CZ9wrhab1n4/Sd0M9qWLdUI/…

    put dont worry we are not with out mercy and they become great test subjects to make sure the puppies get down the death kiss technique, after all we cant use the technique in class and polar bears are a protected species

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-r5B4wOjp5-E/TnQxAKyQ8GI/…

    http://1funny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dog-k…

    Source(s): 30+yrs ma

  • Here are some ways to deal with karate dog:

    Pork Fu style

    Bonedo

    Steakate

    hormone ninjutsu: attractive hormonal dog substitution/distraction. Warning: make sure you run away

    Lamb wrestling

    Llama boxing

    Swinebo

    and many other ways.

  • If a Karate Dog comes near me, I’ll whistle, and my pet Tiger will come along and rip the Doggy to shreads.

  • Yes you need the rex quan do defense to beat this karate dog.If you’ve seen Napoleon dynamite you’ll know what I’m talking about

  • What is a karate dog? I keep hearing it mentioned, but no explanation.

  • Glad to see you back and more active. But you must be bored…LOL

    How about bang?

    http://youtu.be/Gw091bLW0sM

    http://youtu.be/Qk1pOUb8a_g

    Then you have this 10th Dan

    http://youtu.be/q8FfNQ_E0l0

    Edit if all else fail you always have karate chicken

    http://youtu.be/izZSpGkEiM8

    http://youtu.be/2YlEY5FNh3U

    LOL @ Kokoro

  • Use a judo chop…

    Pork chops also work.

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