Shipwrecked
A Welshman, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island.
After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the Welshman. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the Welshman took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the Welshman had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the Welshman started to get “those feelings” again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear… .
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Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?
Update:
I like your hair cut (in the avatar) Calvin.
tell me, whats the most you’ve ever lost on a coin toss ?
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Ha! ha! ha! good one…
Oh dear, you are stepping into the puddle of offensive stereotyping, as well as failing to amuse with this little story.
Q. What do you call two sheep tied to a lamp post in [insert city].
A. A brothel.
It’s old and worn out but so what as it is cross cultural.
I agree with Happy Murcia good one.
Source(s): Myself.
That was a great one. Almost made me wet my pants laughing.
Nice joke…beautifully told.
very funny thank you
* standing ovation!*