Do you know any good blunt or literal jokes?

Example-

Your mom is so fat, that she has been reduced to the permanent use of a wheelchair. Her legs were physically unable to support her.

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  • Why did the chicken cross the road?

    I doubt it thought too much about it. It’s a simple animal and I doubt it’s actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

  • Your mama’s so fat she has to leave the beach before the tide can come in.

    My cousin’s so ugly his parents have to tie a steak round his neck so the dog will play with him.

    She was the flabbiest stripper I’ve ever seen. When she ran off the stage she started her own applause.

    Source(s): Les Dawson

  • Chuck Norris.

  • why do women have PMS cramps?

    —-they deserve it. (my favorite joke)

    Source(s): my brother lol

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