Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know, and neither does she.
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Why did the blonde get hurt raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!
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Did you hear about the blonde who had a new bath installed? The plumber said, “Would you like a plug for it?” To which the blonde replied, “Oh, I didn’t know it was electric.”
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Why do blondes like lightning? Because they think someone is taking their picture.
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How do you get a blonde to burn her ear? Phone her while she’s ironing.
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How do you keep a blonde in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow.
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Why did the blonde throw bread into the toilet? She wanted to feed the toilet duck.
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Why did the blonde go out with her purse open? She was expecting some change in the weather.
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Hear about the blonde who bought a Trans-Am? It took him a month to realize he could drive it at night.
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A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head saying “, , , .” A blonde saw her and asked her why she did it. The brunette said it was fun and said she should try it. So they were both walking down the middle of the street saying “, , “ All of a sudden a huge semi-truck came along and the brunette jumped out of the way… A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head saying “, , “.
Update:
I thought : pm was bedtime for the kids.!!!
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I love the- Why did the blonde cross the road?
and have a nice day
No : is wake up time for me to get ready for work. lol
Hey i have some apple trees up here that are losing their leaves.
Are you interesting in extra work?
I was going to wait until most fell off but it looks like we will get snow before halloween this year.
That last one is hilarious! You had me going…I was trying to figure out why she would be saying , , , etc. That was great!
I’m having you up for blond discrimination,
reason’…I have a full head of blond and white,hair…..LOL
PS’… any tips’ how to change my colour.
How do you get a blonde Pregnant?
Gee I thought blondes were dumb!
I’m guessing you don’t wish to be , , .
hahahahahha i like the tree one
last one is mean but friggin funny
very good. i will have to tell them to my wife and granddaughter.
More fun and laughs : )