How do I tell my boss that I truly don't give a rat's azz "what's best for The Company"?

I just get a flask engraved with “I don’t give a ****”. Gives me something to point to.

EDIT: Someone’s gotta stick it to the man. 😉

:0D Well, I started a huge argument in a big corporate meeting one day when I openly expressed myself and it was entertaining. the bank I worked for was bragging about the money the were making off of late and overlimit fees and I said “Oh and that’s something to be proud of?”

I got put on probation, but it was worth it :0D

HOw did I do it? I just let it come out, I didn’t think twice about it, I was just highly annoyed and angry that they expected applauds after talking about that and IT JUST CAME OUT NATURALLY

Then again, be careful, our economy is no good and if you lose your job that’s it, it will be very very hard to find a new one.

Maybe :0P Just maybe :0D you can write the boss a note and make sure it’s not signed. TYPE IT that way they don’t know who wrote it.

JUST LET YOUR FEELINGS GO :0D

It isn’t really surprising to see you falling off the productivity wagon. Without the faith in GOD, people have a hard time meeting deadlines and producing impactful deliverables.

Hard drink, debauchery, and Satan are taking a serious toll on your life, The Notle. The same goes for all the other ne’er do wells here.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have an FAA Post-incident Flight Report to file.

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hehehe… a post incident report for Capt Art?? Impossible?

Bosses know employees are in it for themselves, bebe. Just do what all mid management do in times of crisis… sack 5 blue collar workers and point to the “savings” you’ve generated then ask for a pay increase.

You could do what I did and photoshop a “fifth pillar” into the corporate mission logo of the four pillars to live by and display it proudly on your desk. The “fifth pillar” is a middle finger….that pretty much says it all…. haha…..

Buy the biggest rat-looking PC mouse that you can find (look for ’em online, they are available) and tattoo the company’s logo right on its intestinal ending, for the world to see.

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you can’t, your #1 goal should be in the best interest of the company. Either smile and do what needs to be done while gritting your teeth or get a new job.

Play this a bit loud from your PC in your cubicle…it should do the trick.

Pantera – Walk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj2xSwOY0xs&feature…

I think you should first show him the video from the Christmas party hook up he thought was between the two of you. Then, you can tell him anything.

Tell him that you clearly don’t have time for all his bull$h!t seeing as how your time could be much better spent doing something more productive…like drinking.