How much alcohol would it take to make someone who weighs 7stone drunk?

You are on your way to becoming drunk once you had your first drink. As you continue drinking your liver enzymes, amount of food in your stomach, the alcoholic content, the rate at which you consume the alcohol determine determine how fast and how inebriated you become.

With alcohol its not so much a matter of the number of drinks you have but the rate at which you are consuming alcohol compared to how quickly you’re body processes it.

So, 5 drinks all at once and you’ll be drunk until your body catches up and eliminates the alcohol. If you wanted to be drunk for 20min or so I’d slam 4 shots on an empty stomach. You’ll still be slightly intoxicated for an hour or two but you’ll be drunk for only a few minutes.

Otherwise, just have a drink and relax. When it’s gone get another one and relax. If at some point you’re feeling drunk slow down a bit so that you just maintain that, That way you can enjoy you’re evening without counting units of alcohol, which is a poor indicator of intoxication in the first place.

Becoming drunk is easy and only takes a couple of beers. Once you are drunk then it becomes a matter of degree. For a newby like you just have 3 beers and be happy with that buzz> as we call it.

Buy a 5th of vodka for $8, and drink till you pass out. Wake up and then find out. 🙂 I’m kidding! I’d say about 6 shots of rum and you’ll be golden.