I put the lotion on my skin AND placed it back in the basket, but I still got the hose. Should I quit my job?

I can see only one solution to your problem The Nolte.

It involves some fava beans and a nice Chianti..

Nolte, we’ve been over this. It needs to pay more attention to what is being said rather than what it thinks is being said. I told it that it puts the lotion on its skin and puts the lotion back in the basket AND it gets the hose. Just because it thought I said or is hardly my fault. If it wants to take this up with HR, it can be my guest.

Uh, that should be “rubs”, not “puts”. Sorry- I’m a stickler for details.

And did you bark like a small dog and follow it with “yes she will, precious, or [she’ll] get the hose”? No? THIS is why you got the hose. And between you and me, brother- that thing with the dog is coming off a little frooooty.

You should not forget to exfoliate before going on your rampage. It is so tacky to be shedding skin while hunting down the miscreants from accounting.

You should have broken Fluffy’s neck. Only then will you get results.

lol,i”ll give you a hot rod magazine if you’ll put the hose on {{{Nolte}}}

No, stay put – never mind

That is some sexy woman suit you’re wearing there.

SACRIFICE the dog..

Let me know if you need any help…

I’m goooood at that stuff!! lol

I must have been mistaken about where it was you worked…lol

(((Nolte)))