I want to be pregnant!!!!!!?

How to get me pregnant? I’m a man i want to have a baby in my belly, so how do i get pregnant?

try the “trying to conceive” section

YOU ARE A MAN!!! YOU CANT GET PREGNANT!!! AND YOU NEVER WILL GET PREGNANT NO MATTER WHAT!! WHAT KIND OF SICK FREAK ARE YOU? THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A MAN NOR WILL THERE EVER BE A MAN GET PREGNANT!! THE FEMALE THAT THEY CALL A MAN THAT GOT PREGNANT WAS REALLY A WOMAN SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN ON THE OUTSIDE BUT ON THE INSIDE SHE HAD A UTERUS AND OVARIES THATS HOW SHE GOT PREGNANT SHE WASNT A MAN OR SHE WOULDNT HAVE HAD A UTERUS AND OVARIES. SO YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A BABY IN YOUR BELLY YOUR A MAN GOD MADE WEMAN TO BE PREGNANT NOT MEN. YOU CANT GET PREGNANT!!! I SAY IT AGAIN YOU CAN NOT GET PREGNANT!!! THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD HAVE CHILDREN IS TO GET A WOMAN PREGNANT WITH YOUR SPERM AND GET HER ((HER ))PREGNANT NOT YOU!!!

If your asking stupid questions like this, you obviously not been taught about the birds and the bees and shouldnt even been contemplating kids in any way shape or form..

Go and get therapy… or buy a doll!!

Get a baby mama, thats how or adopt.

Get a therapist, that’s what you need.

You need help!

you cant. Two points

call a stork.

cant

you can’t

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    try the “trying to conceive” section

  • YOU ARE A MAN!!! YOU CANT GET PREGNANT!!! AND YOU NEVER WILL GET PREGNANT NO MATTER WHAT!! WHAT KIND OF SICK FREAK ARE YOU? THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A MAN NOR WILL THERE EVER BE A MAN GET PREGNANT!! THE FEMALE THAT THEY CALL A MAN THAT GOT PREGNANT WAS REALLY A WOMAN SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN ON THE OUTSIDE BUT ON THE INSIDE SHE HAD A UTERUS AND OVARIES THATS HOW SHE GOT PREGNANT SHE WASNT A MAN OR SHE WOULDNT HAVE HAD A UTERUS AND OVARIES. SO YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A BABY IN YOUR BELLY YOUR A MAN GOD MADE WEMAN TO BE PREGNANT NOT MEN. YOU CANT GET PREGNANT!!! I SAY IT AGAIN YOU CAN NOT GET PREGNANT!!! THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD HAVE CHILDREN IS TO GET A WOMAN PREGNANT WITH YOUR SPERM AND GET HER ((HER ))PREGNANT NOT YOU!!!

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  • If your asking stupid questions like this, you obviously not been taught about the birds and the bees and shouldnt even been contemplating kids in any way shape or form..

    Go and get therapy… or buy a doll!!

  • Get a baby mama, thats how or adopt.

  • Get a therapist, that’s what you need.

  • You need help!

  • you cant. Two points

  • call a stork.

  • cant

  • you can’t

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