Since Wal-Mart is now selling caskets, can I be looking for them to start selling stripper poles?

in case anyone hasnt yet, im gonna make a logical jump here and ask if you put those two things together because you use a casket in your striptease (?). it is Halloween after all -my favorite holiday if you didnt know- maybe you’ve got a ghoulishly delightful routine these days that youd like to share?

I don’t think that Wal-Mart has any qualms about what they sell anymore and I know that many of the stores already sell gasoline. The gas is provided by a supplier named Murphy where I live but I’ve noticed that Wal-Mart gas stations are cheaper than if you buy fuel at some place like Shell, Exxon or Chevron. Whether their gasoline is same quality as other places, I don’t know. Wal-Mart has always claimed to be a ‘family-oriented’ business and I know that they don’t sell CD’s that are labeled “explicit content.” So, I don’t think hookers will be Wal-Marts next thing to add. But I also remember that Wal-Mart used to advertise that they bought mostly American made products. But right now, Wal-Mart buys from the cheapest source possible and they’ve had to abandon that ‘made in the USA’ philosophy they used to advertise to the public. Many Wal-Mart Super Centers already seem to have hair and nail salons, banks, delicatessens, pharmacies, automotive repair, portrait and vision services. Many Wal-Marts have floral and garden centers in them, as well as, fast ffod joints McDonalds. I’m thinking that maybe discount weddings or funeral services might be the next ‘gimmick’ that is added to your local Wal-Mart.

I was so ******* pissed off when my mom got me The Battle for Los Angeles by Rage Against the Machine and SHE BOUGHT IT FROM ******* WAL-MART!!!!

If you buy a stripper pole from WalMart, it’ll come with a circular shower curtain attached, or some stupid **** like that.

Maybe you can buy the American Patriot Steel Stripper Pole from Wal Mart, which comes with an American Flag hanging from an attached circular brace, so that you can do all the spinning and sliding you want on that pole, but no one’ll ever see it. They’ll just see Old Glory.

They aren’t labeled as stripper poles exactly, but you can find them there — just look in the Patriotism Department’s flagpole section; right next to the caskets.

oh definitely – just make sure you shop at the classy 24 hour wal-mart for your exotic dancing needs. nothing says “high-class” like buying g-strings and stripper poles at 3am. that’s how i met my 4th and 5th ex-husbands.

I wouldn’t trust a wal mart stripper pole….those things must be very stable….otherwise you’re just setting yourself up for serious injury.

Source(s): Retired stripper.

There’s definitely hope. I’m actually starting a petition for them to start selling stripper poles, would you like to sign?

They need to start having a section for “special business owners.” I need to get my new sex dungeon business off the ground.

Just make sure there’s a stud nearby to insert the pole for you soundly and sturdily.

You should have no question or doubts as to its rigidity and longevity after it’s erected and installed..

well they had better because the old men need the caskets after the younger chicks do their dirty dances with the poles.

No because it isn’t suitable for a child to see. Maybe they will sell them online. But that is why there are shops like Ann Summers.