Are 2 cases of bourbon and 20 jars of rubber cement acceptable items to include on a corporate expense account?

10 ✅ Answers ? Favorite Answer Not unless you work for a liberal Southern senator. I like how all the other sinners here have decided to add their 2 cents worth. Wow, what a variety of utterly depraved and ungodly answers. The father hen is calling his chickens home. The wise men will bow down, … Read more

How do I tell my boss that I truly don't give a rat's azz "what's best for The Company"?

…in the most professional way possible? Update: Squirrel, I’m laughing so hard at the fact that our questions posted in the Corporate section at exactly the same time. Sick minds think alike. Update 2: You speak the truth, Captain Art, but your love gives me strength. xoxoxox 13 ✅ Answers ? Favorite Answer I just … Read more

What's the last thing you did at work that left you thinking, "Yeah, that probably wasn't a good idea"?

For me, it was giving an important presentation to a room full of corporate lawyers in a badly impersonated Tony Montana/Scarface voice. Now the boss wants to see me in his office. Update: “Say hello to my little pie chart!” 13 ✅ Answers ? Favorite Answer Told my boss that he really did do a … Read more

Wht is the company's ROE?

If jPhone, Inc., has an equity multiplier of 1.41, total asset turnover of 1.70, and a profit margin of 8 percent. 1 Answer ? Favorite Answer 1. Let us assume that the company’s assets are $100. 2. The equity will be: Total Assets / Total Stockholders’ Equity = 1.41 $100 / Total Stockholders’ Equity = … Read more